Words of Wisdom

Here are some words of wisdom to think about. LaDonna

1. A day without sunshine is like, well ...night.
2. If someone’s always late, perhaps their ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
3. Would the ocean be deeper without sponges?
4. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
6. The latest surveys show that three out of four people make up 75% of the world’s population.
7. Can a cemetery raise its burial costs and blame it on the high cost of living?
8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.
9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
10. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Back up my hard drive? I don’t even know how to put it in reverse!
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
14. Law of Probability Distribution: Whatever it is that hits the fan, will not be evenly distributed...
15. One hundred percent of all divorces started with marriage.
16. Deja Moo: The feeling that you have heard all of this bull before.

This one is my favorite: The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends